i need your grace

This whole being at work thing, sleeping on a couch, etc is taking its toll on me. I have had crazy eyes the past two days. I also wear a pair of shoes instead of sandals for the first time in weeks. Everyday I have modest ambitions and goals that seem to continue to elude me ever-so-slightly. I just want this to be easy.

Given infinite time and money this is my current want list:
ability to do one pull/chin up
foreign language skills
musical talent (just enough to make some club anthems)
a river near my abode
the ability to concentrate for more than 10 minutes
martial art / survival skills
touch
a new bike seat